This Article Is the Dumbest, most illogical argument I've ever heard of?

And the cows farts send off too much Co2 they say and chimps have better memories lol shows how ignorant they think people really are! Truth it just shows them how ignorant we all are that we allow and not contradict them! I called on the scientist about the chimps situation and asked them how many worries the chimps have like studies,finals,money worries,house payments,gas prices and so on they declined to answer!