Who is your favourite woman on YA?

Cmon guys you just know it's beautiful old me. After all my prettys I haven't washed in a year, my toenails all 14 of them have enough toe jam under them to feed an army. My green teeth are a delight and I know you all dream of popping all the boils on my hairy back. You are all hypnotised by my howling mating call. I will get my dog hair nest ready for a roll, rowwwl.